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You can't get rid of a cursed plate mail with a can-opener.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wrigh
You can't teach people to be lazy -- either they have it, or they don't. -- Dagwood Bumstead
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
-- Heathcote William...
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
You die...
You don't have to be crazy to live in this planet -- but it helps.
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