Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking, thrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-bitch.
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
You can find sympathy, in the dictionary, right near shit and suicide.
You can get a genuine Amulet of Yendor by doing the following: -- more
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
-- Bumper Sticke...
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

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