Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved....
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
You hear the fortune cookie's hissing!
You humans are all alike.
You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel.
-- Jim Ignatowski...
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
You offend Shai-Hulud by sheathing your crysknife without having drawn blood.

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