Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
Your fault -- core dumped
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
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Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
"The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....

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