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Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate.
(3) When in doubt, mumble....
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