Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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God is big, so don't fuck with him.
God isn't dead -- She was never born.
God isn't dead, He just couldn't find a parking place.
God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
"Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. -- La Rouchefoucauld
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders' dying word

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