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Hard reality has a way of cramping your style. -- Daniel Denne
Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Have a good meal today: eat a minotaur.
Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI
He who enters his wife's dressing room is a philosopher or a fool. -- Balzac
He who findeth sensuous pleasures in the bodies of lush, hot, pink damsels is not righteous, but he can have a lot more fun.
He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.
-- Giacomo Leopardi...

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