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Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization....
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion -- i.
e., none to speak of. -- Lazarus Long...
Hitting is the lingua franca in these regions.
Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
Hog Weighing Method: (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank....
Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

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