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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. -- Lao Tsu
He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
-- Howard Kandel...
He's just a politician trying to save both his faces.
Hear about... the doctor that prescribed sex for insommia?
His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had more fun staying awake....
Hear about... the girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip?
Hear about... the guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
Hear about... the guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along?
Heaven can wait.
Heisenberg may have done it.
Heisengberg might have been here.
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