Quotations - Old

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Gordon does it in a Flash.
Got Mole problems? Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23
Grain grows best in shit. -- Ursula K. LeGui
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.
Gray's Law of Programming: 'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: 'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial...
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
Grub first, then ethics. -- Bertolt Brech
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach.
Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach -- administrate....
Hackers do it bottom-up.

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