Quotations - Old

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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a communist.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col...
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which removes most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to doing nothing.
Benchmarks on this technique are promising; treme...
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

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