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Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.
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RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach.
(2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Read the manual before entering the cave - You might get killed otherwise.
Reality corrupts. Absolute reality corrupts absolutely.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity. -- Alvy Ray Smith
Rejection: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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