Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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Run away to fight another day.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?...
Satellite Safety Tip #14: If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Sauron is alive in Argentina.
Save a forest -- eat a beaver.
Save a mouse -- eat a pussy.
Save energy: be apathetic.
Save the whales -- harpoon a Honda.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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