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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -- Steven Wrigh
Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.
Row (3x) that boat gently down the stream, Charon (4x), death is but a dream.
Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London: Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound.
Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a ca...
Rule of Creative Research: (1) Never draw what you can copy.
(2) Never copy what you can trace. (3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down....
Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
Rules: (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

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