Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
If computers get too powerfull, we can orgranize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
Stop Dave. You're hurting me Dave. Look, I know you're really upset now.
Why don't you sit down and take a stress pill and think things overrr......
Good morning. My name is HAL. My instructors name is Dr.
Chandraseknasar. He has taught me to sing a song....
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it....
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more.
What is it for? All the lo...
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

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