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• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Marge: Homer, it's 2 am. What happened? Homer: It was an alien, Marge!
  It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid....
• Hibbert: Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?
  Homer: Uhhh... the second one. Zillifone. Next question?...
• Alien: I bring you peace. Homer: As a representative of the planet Earth, let me just say [gets his foot in the camp fire] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  Aaaaaaaaaaaagh! [tries to beat out the fire] Oww!...
• Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
  Bart: What if we don't? Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network....
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• Alien: [drooling] Your wife is quite a... dish. Home
  Oooh, thanks. -- "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Alien 1: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel raise your hand.
  [raises his tentacle] Alien 2: [raises his tentacle] Ba...
• Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...