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• Marge: Apu, you've been so helpful. If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstro Mart!
  Lisa: And he taught me how to play the Sheh'nai. [plays a snake- charmers instrument] Home...
• Doris: Eternal darkness. Well, that's just great. Apu
  Listen, someone's got to get that Mr. Burns. Where is that gun- toting lowlife when you need one?...
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
• Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
  [points to store on top of mountain] Home...
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• Shiva H. Vishnu! -- Apu's expletive, "Bart the Fink
• Marge: Hmm. Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard.
  Apu: Oh, they'll never move that way. Lisa: Mmm, corn!...
• Homer: This is great...I can finally look like I want, and not get hassled by the man!
  [Apu and Jamshed ride around the family on skateboards] Apu...
• Woods: Apu! Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
  How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm dying. -- "Homer and Apu...