Bholas Moms Letter

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Pyaaaray Lal,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give
you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers
with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works
too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I HAVE NOT
SEEN THEM SINCE.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time
it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted
me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with
all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the
last payment on GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again. Your father has
another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery.
Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or
a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.
Your Uncle Herolal fell into a whisky vat.  Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off and drowned.  We cremated him and he burned for
three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving
and the other two were in the back.  The driver got out- he rolled the
window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned  as they couldn't'
get the gate down.  There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much
has happened.
Love, Mom

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