A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of
Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not
find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a
silent corner of a clean street to release himself. 
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official
approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?" 
Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee" 
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me." 
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass,
flowers and singing birds around. 
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day". 
Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this
Indian courtesy?"
Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"