Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were
talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries
have achieved in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms
so we attached artificial arms on him.  And now that he's grown up and
became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist !"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved.  Back
in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of 
artificial legs on her.  Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medallist
!"
The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved , just gold medallists?  In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD ! We
attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the
Chief Minister of Bihar !"