Sindhi
lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh

What
is a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.

What
is a dynamic malayalee called ?
Pheno-Menon.

Why
did the malayalee crossed the road ?
Simbly.

What
did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.

How
was wire invented?
Two
marwaris spotted the same coin.

Why
did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because
Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

What
is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.

What
is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.

What
is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.

What
is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani. 

What
are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What
is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan
Singh.

What
do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer
Singh.

What
do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one
Singh.

a
sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a
better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

a
bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH

What
does a sardarjee say to a whore ? 
..
WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?

Why
do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
'cos,
from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.

Why
is A.P the land of underwears ?
'cos
there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

What
is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
telan-gana-mana
...

What
is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A.P
days are here again ...

What
do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr.
Chatter Jee.

Who
is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har
Mandir Singh.

What
do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million
Iyer

Who
is he who has many publications to his credit?
Journal
Singh

What
do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr.
Goosh

Who
is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long
Wall Singh

Who
is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla

What
do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her
Pal Singh

What
do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag
in
his hand? 
Surrender
Singh

How
does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
M
- O yet another O N.