Chinese Food To Eat In Or Take Out





Soups
  Dropped Egg Soup   1.75
  *One Ton Soup   1.75
  Hot & Scalding Soup   2.25
  Ten Ingredients Water   3.25
  Sweet and Salmonella Soup   2.95
  *Chinese Fire Drill Soup   2.50
  *Happy Bacteria Cup   2.50


Appetizers
  Steam-Cleaned Dumplings   3.95
  *Burn Your Tongue Platter   8.95
  Barbecued Bear Ribs   6.30
  *Scallion Cow Pancakes (For Two)   2.95
  MSG With Orange Flavor   4.95


Noodles
  *Cellophane Noodles with Styrofoam Peanuts   5.50
  Cold Noodles in Sesame Sauce   3.50
  Some Glum Noodles   8.25
  No Fun Noodles   4.75


Pork
  New Shoe Pork   6.75
  Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat   6.95
  Recently Shampooed Pork   6.95
  Andrew Diced Pork   9.75
  *Roast Pork Puppy Chow   7.25
  *Porky Pig Cartoonese Style   7.50
  Pork And Mindy   6.75


Vegetables
  *Broccoli in Human Sauce   5.95
  Shredded Documents with Peking sauce   5.25
  *Bean Crud with Special Rotting Fungus   6.25
  *Snow Shovel with Peas   7.75
  Egg Neil Young Green Beans with Black Bean Sauce   4.95
  Black Beans with Green Bean Suace   5.95
  Eggplant Prepared Under Mysterious Circumstances   5.95
  *Baby Corn with Adoption Papers   4.95
  Vegetables with Tingling Horse Flavor   5.50
  Vegetables with Green Bean Suace   5.95


Poultry
  Sand Diego Chicken with Pin Tar   6.25.
  Battering Ram Chicken   6.25
  Peeking Daffy Duck   7.50
  *Lemon Pledge Chicken   6.25
  Amazing Talking Chicken   8.75
  *Tongue Licked Duck   7.50
  Chicken & Grief   6.25
  Duck Edwing Prepared in Questionable Taste   6.25
  *Chicken Escaping With Wings   7.75
  Mocked Duck   7.25
  *General Schwarzkopf Chicken   6.75
  Goofy Grinning Chicken   6.75
  Innocent Bystander Chicken   6.25
  Moo Goo Guy Williams   8.75
  *Moo Goo Guy Molinari   8.25
  Moo Goo Guy Pan & Teller in Disappearing Sauce   4.50