* Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a
while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually
enjoying it.


* Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is
in trouble again.



* Behind every successful woman is a man who is surprised.



* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.



* Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



* Forgive your enemies but remember their names



* I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.



* Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is
dental.



* Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's
troublesome.