If I could be a letter
I would like to be a "Q"
As letters go, it doesn't seem "Q's"
Have all that much to do.
Mostly they get used in words
For doctors and for ducks
Which may well be the only times
That "Q's" get any yucks
"Q's" are never all alone
In anything they do
Because every place you find a "Q"
It's followed by a "U"
But privacy is something
I have never been too keen on
I'd rather know
When I feel low
That I got "U" to lean on.
"Q" and "U" - Together forever!