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Q. Why did the Okie drive around the block for three hours? A. His left turn signal was stuck.
Q. How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Thirty: one to do it, and 29 to stuff it down everyone's throat....
THE NEW PRIEST A new priest at his first mass was so scared, he could hardly speak.
After the Mass was over he asked the Monsignor how he'd done?...
A man was out driving when he saw a police car in his rear-view mirror, with it's siren wailing.
The man pulled over and the police car stopped behind him....
SITUATION ADAPTABILITY EVALUATION FOR MANAGEMENT PERSONNEL This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management personnel to various situations.
The situations are based on actual ca...
Leroy, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.
A lady is standing on a third-storey ledge holding her pet cat in her arms....
THE PERSONAL COMPUTER AWARENESS DICTIONARY ****************************************** Do you feel confused by the jargon of the personal computer revolution?
Afraid to enter the world of the comp...
It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off to college.
You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs... .
..in your spicerack? HERB ...in a men's room? JOHN ....

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