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Why can't they find a cure for A.I.D.S.? They can't get two rats to butt fuck.......
What does "N" stand for at the University of Nebraska? Nowledge
These two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog.
All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls....
What do Billy Graham and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
They both can fill up Texas Stadium, and in fifteen minutes, they both can have the crowd yelling Jesus Christ!...
What do Arkansas women put behind their ears to attract guys? Their ankles.
Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.......
God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St.
Peter teed his ball up and hit it. It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway....
This guy gets his penis shot off in Vietnam. One day at home he is reading the T.
V. guide and sees an ad for a doctor that says he can fix this....
Why did God's chosen children wander in the desert for forty years?
One of them dropped a quarter...............

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