Blondes

Blondes

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Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time.
A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed....
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out.
Then I realized I was too late....
A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody.
I called her up later and asked how she like it....
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?...
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk. "No," repl...
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?
Imitation of a blonde refuelling.. (Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy.
He pours himself a gla...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde...

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