Creative Answering Machine Messages

Creative Answering Machine Messages

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You have reached WPMS - 3 weeks of blues, 1 week of ragtime. WPMS.
Hi. Now you say something.
Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
Wait for the beep....
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets....
Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done.
.. (Cachunk!)...
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls.
Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to...

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