Creative Answering Machine Messages

Creative Answering Machine Messages

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Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now.
He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie....
A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future....
You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment.
However, your name and number can be left a...
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all...
Hello, this is Jim.
(Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK.
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine. This is the nineties. You know what to do.
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
(Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.)...

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