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E-mail Junkie You know you're an E-mail Junkie if
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed....
Fresh? 1st woman: "How was your date last night?" 2nd woma
I had to slap him six times." 1st: "Goodness. Was he that fresh?...
Common Verbal Abuse A man is driving with his wife, and runs a yellow light.
A cop pulls him over and says "I'm going to give you a ticket for running the light....
Real-Life Personal Ads Women Seeking Men ================ I like driving around with my two cats, especially on the freeway.
I make them wear little hats so that I can use the carpool lane. Way...
The Top 16 Surprises in the New "Captain Kangaroo" Show 16> Photo of Mr.
Rogers on the dart board. 15> After his trip to Sweden, Mr....
The Top 15 Signs You're Not Ready for Summer 15> Still trying to untangle the Christmas lights from the Weedwhacker.
14> The pool boy shows up with a backhoe. 13> Putting on la...
Saddam Hussein Found on the interne
The Painter There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight.
Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeo...
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... All of your four letter words are two syllables....
The Idiot Test 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3....

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