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LETTERS TO WELFARE For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a certain level.
The following quotations are taken from actual letters re...
The Cow What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
The Cow What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef.
200 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.
Later, he got a bill for $200...
What Were They Thinking? (taken from resumes submitted to various employers) "1881-1995
pent my time teaching and going to school for computer science....
The Gang A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering....
Back I Say You may be addicted to the internet when.
.. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the BACK button....
THE CREATION: In the beginning there was the computer.
And God said %>Let there be light! #Enter user id....
Raking Leaves The top ten signs you've hired the wrong kid to rake your leave
10. He charges you by the leaf. 9. Keeps asking where he should plug in the rake....

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