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Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
The Old Man A self-important young man goes out and buys the best car available
a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. It is one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world....
Top Ten Things That Will Get You Suspended by Major League Baseball 10.
Secretly switching the Gatorade with the urine samples 9....
The Telephone Sales Person A telephone sales person makes a call to an unknown prospect and a very small, very soft, very quiet, and obviously young person answers the phone.
*Sales person:* Hel...
get a life friend told me I really had to get a life.
I thought about that and decided maybe she was right....
How to solve an argument. A husband desparate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
She curtly declines h...
Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.
I've heard it is the best online service I can get....
THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office: Fun Things to...

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