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one of these days What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him angry?
One of these days....pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.... right in the kisser!...
he eyes What did one eye say to the other? There's something between us that smells.
it's following us What did one toe say to the other?
Don't look now, but there's a heel following us....
ow truck What do you do if you smash your toe? You call a tow truck.
bulldozer What is a bulldozer? A sleeping bull.
he trunk Why does an elephant have a trunk? So that it has someplace to hid when it sees a mouse.
charging elephants How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?
You take away their credit cards....
he light bulb How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
He just declares darkness the standard. Or he holds the bulb, and the world turns around him....
where to hit A factory has a major problem that closed their manufacturing line.
A consultant is brought in. The Consultant wanders around the factory floor, listening, poking....
THE LAST WISH Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker.
The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech ha...

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