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Think Different Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery - 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What does a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane in F...
Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
"Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
Christmas Lights This year I bought several new strings of Christmas lights, the fancy kind that flash multiple different light patterns.
Several days after putting them up on the Christmas Tree...
Bricklayer's Story This is a bricklayer's accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board.
Dear Sir: I am writing in response...
Dog job A local business was looking for office help.
They put a sign in the window, stating the following...
he CEO A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very...
THE COMB The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store.
He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture & stress....
Writing Contest FROM AN ACTUAL NEWSPAPER CONTEST WHERE ENTRANTS AGE 4 TO 15 WERE ASKED TO IMITATE "DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY
My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him...
Geek Theology 101 Geek Theology 101 In the beginning, God created the bit.
And the bit was a zero. On the first day, he toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was....
How they make those foods look so good on TV Have you wondered why your meals don't look as good as those TV ads?
Most of us know they use tricks on those ads. Here are a few reported by Brett Ku...

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