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Trouble with Car WIFE: "There's trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor?...
Politically Correct Santa 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
... How to live in a world that's politically correct?...
Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party 10. Eggnog smells suspicously like Liquid Paper.
9. Anyone caught under mistletoe gets choked by Latrell Sprewell * 8....
Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus 10.
She refers to your bed as "Santa's Workshop". 9....
Signs You're Watching A Bad Horror Movie 10. Terrifying zombie looks suspiciously like Keith Richards.
9. Killer keeps saying, "I know what you had for lunch." 8. When the dead guy's hand reache...
The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas... On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me
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Computer Documentation ARNOLD'S LAWS OF DOCUMENTATION 1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
2) If it does exist, it's out of date....
SILLY COMPUTER BOOK NAMES SILLY COMPUTER BOOK NAMES &l
BR><BR> No Information Highway<BR> (No Highway by Nevil Shute)&l...
Elf Pet Peeves 10. After too much egg nog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands".
9. Ever since they hit the big time, those dang Keebler Elves act like we don't exist....
Surprises In The New James Bond Movie 10. Goodbye, Martinis -- Hello, Colt.
45. 9. Bond's mission: To find the last "Sing 'n Snore Ernie....

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