Funny Jokes

Laws of the Toddler & others 1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine....
HAVE A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As fath...
deer hunting A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he explained the basics to his wife, he told her the most important piece of informatio...
Signs It's The Holidays In New York City 10. People say, "Merry Christmas!
Before giving you the finger. 9. Instead of yellow tape, cops close off murder scenes with festive holly....
Least Popular Christmas Carols 10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While She Was Drunk!
(Deck The Halls) 9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolp...
Ten Ways I, David Letterman, Am Spending The Holidays 10.
Visiting Robert Downey Jr. with a carton of Christmas cigarettes....
Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents 10.
There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Q-Tips....
Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95 10.
The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue" 9....
12 days of Christmas On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...