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After a saturday night out, a guy comes home bringing a new 'acquaintance' with him.
The guy opens the door and leads his female companion into the living room....
Why have dogs been banned from the Vatican? Because, they pee on Poles.
George Washington really remembered things." "Why?
What do you mean?" "You still celebrate his memory, don't you!...
Have you tried McSquared, the pure energy fast-food?
The time is mid december some year, and Norway has a new ambassador in the USA since two months.
The telephone rings at his office....
Q: What is the difference between a University, a Polytechnic, and a College ?
Q: What is the difference between a University and a Polytechnic?
A: At a Polytechnic they teach you to wash your hands after going to the toilet....
Q: Why do Australian men piss in the garden at parties?
A: Because there's always someone throwing up in the loo!...
A Belgian train is standing in the middle of a field, some hundred meters away from the rails, which are as straight as can be.
The director of the Belgian Railways is very surprised at this very w...
A woman asks her husband this question: "If I died, would you marry again?
"I would!" "And would you let her come into my house?...

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