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What happens if a Limburger (inhabitant of Limburg, the most southern Dutch province next to Belgium) emigrates to Belgium?
The IQ in both Belgium and the Netherlands increases dramatically!...
A man goes into a pet shop in Farmborough and walks up to the counter.
"Yes, sir, can I help you ?" asks the assistant. "I'd like a wasp, please", said the man....
There's this guy, and he's in bed with a woman as a car is heard drawing up outside.
That's my husband, home from work early," says the woman....
The Three Bears returned one sunny sunday morning from a stroll in the woods to find the door of their little house open.
Cautiously, they went inside. After a while, big Daddy Bear's deep voice b...
Seen in the men's lavatory: Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
Under which was the reply: Interesting, and tell me, how big is your dick?...
Seen in the men's lavatory: More than three shakes is masturbation.
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.
So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual....
Once Reagan visited India and was touring the country-side with Rajiv Gandhi.
At quite a few places, he noticed people shitting out in the open....
One night our friend, lets call him Jim, was out on the town.
It was one of those nights when it was raining and he was _forced_ into a Pub for shelter....
A waiter goes up to a bloke in the restaurant to take his order.
The guy at the table says "I'd like the fried lobster, with french fries and broccoli....

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