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This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.
And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there....
Man in a pub with a friend. A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know, and I was in bed with his wife while he was out at the pub....
H A P P I N E S S C H A I N ------------------------------ This chain is intended for tired, overwhelmed and exhausted husbands.
There is no need to send money. Mail five copies of this to...
Advertising in a newspaper: Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of childre
The priest was teaching the Ten Commandments to the Church.
At the 4'th Commandment "Thou shalt not steal", he observed a man in the front row, who suddenly became very uneasy....
A father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day.
So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house....
A man is walking down the street one day when he sees another man sprinting towards him.
"What's wrong?" he shouts as the man comes closer....
Thought for the day: Don't eat yellow snow.
A boy scout was out doing his bob-a-job stint one Saturday in Farmborough.
He walked up to the front door of one house and rang the doorbell....
This big guy (and I mean *really* big) is sitting in his local pub, having a beer when this little guy comes running in.
Quick, quick", he says, "there's a guy in bed with your wife!" The big guy d...

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