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Seen in the men's room: Stand close, It's *shorter* than you think.
This woman decides to buy a new cupboard that you have to assemble yourself.
Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom....
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

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