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Q: Why do the Americans drink Pepsi? A: Because they can't get Seven Up.
It has come through that florida has an Education problem.
"Oh?" "They've got 1 teacher spread over the whole state....
How do you fit 11 astronauts in a VW Bug? Two in the front, two in the back and seven in the ashtray.
Q: Whats worse than lobsters on your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: What's better than a rose on your piano? A: Tulips on your organ.
Q: How does a women hold her liquor? A: By the ears.
A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
"Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says: "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old....
Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish calendar.
As the day draws to a close, in some small synagogue, the rabbi is praying fervently....
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit.
The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots....

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