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Man and tall brown bear wearing a hat go into a bar.
Man: I'll have a pint of beer, and the bear'll have a large Matabooboo....
What's black and eats bananas? Half of london.
Man on package tour in USA, one day of the tour is a bus ride down to Mexico.
Whoopee he thinks, wild times, smokes, freaky things....
Two South Africans talking: "I hear that Archbishop Tutu is dead.
"That's funny, I hadn't even heard that he had been arrested....
Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job? A: I'll have a hamburger please.
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!...
There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometime...
There was a barber who noticed that the same man came every day to the barber's shop and asked "How many are waiting?
Then he left. The barber was curious and asked his pupil to follow the man the...
A plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean as the pilot is finishing an announcement over the intercom.
Putting the mike down he hits the off switch. Unknown to him the switch is malfunctioning and h...
A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?
): A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office of the old mother superior and reports very shyly, almost blushing...

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