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From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
Q: what does a man with a ten-inch dick have for breakfast?
A: well, this morning i had bacon, eggs, juice......
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel.
When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?...
If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five? Nine!
Man comes home on night when his neighbour stops him
"You really should close them curtains in the evening, I could see you and your wife making love last night....
Dad: "Would you like to have another brother or sister?" Kid: "I guess it's too late to say no.
Three pregnant women were sitting in a maternity ward knitting.
"I hope to have a girl, I'm knitting a lovely pink thing!...
A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his seeing eye dog.
After a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against the red light....
The University of Utah has announced that they can turn seawater into fuel.
Exxon's already doing that in Alaska....
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
A: It depends on whether or not they think lightbulbs' rights are worth fighting for....

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