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Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?...
Salman Rushdie plans to release another book soon. It's tentatively titled
Buddah, You Fat Slob"....
Khomeini's idea of 'opening up to the West' means allowing non-Muslims to hunt Rushdie.
Don Steve...
Answering machine tape] "We're not here right now; we've gone to England to kill Salman Rushdie.
Alex Reid...
Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact Man1
You know what I hate about these games? When I go home....
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person? A: 7.
One day a journalist, hard-up for a story, was sitting on an Australian beach.
As he gazed pensively out to sea, he saw a young woman thrashing about in the water....
Q: What makes a woman pregnant, but not big-bellied? A: Sperm-light!
Exxon today announced that, following the Alaskan oil tanker disaster, they now have several hundred tonnes of dead seafood covered in oily grit.
This is about 20 years supply for Mc Donald's Fil...

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