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Three married couples, aged 20,30,40 years old, want to join the Orthodox Church of Sexual Repression.
Near the end of the interview, the priest informs them that before they can be accepted they...
A man went to Confession and said to the priest : "Forgive me, Father.
I used the F-word this week." "Ah, my son. Tell me the circumstances which caused you to use the F-word....
A Persian in the market in old jerusalem buys a packet of pecan nuts.
He hands one to his wife, who is dutifully following him around....
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
The bear and the rabbit were having a shit in the forest.
The bear asks the rabbit: "Does shit ever stick to your fur?...
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

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