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Once upon a time there was a stork family - papa stock, mama stork and baby stork.
One evening papa stork didn't show up for dinner....
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 % of her intelligence? A: A widow.
There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years, when all of a sudden a beatiful girl steps up from the see, wearing a wet suit.
She: "Would you like a cigarette?...
The man says to his wife: "We won't make it through this month without some additional money.
The wife says nothing. Two days after she says to him...
Honeymoon. Walking down 42nd Street they saw a sign advertising "The Great Gonzo" outside a theater and decided to give the show a try.
So into the theater they went. There was a fanfare and The G...
One attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying....
There were those two Poles that went fishing. They found a lot of fish and filled the boat.
One of them told the other to mark this area for later time....
There is a story about the first Polish astronauts in space.
One of them went out for a space walk and came back and knocked on the spaceship door....
A man was sitting at home with his wife and they were watching TV.
He was a chain-smoker and suddenly runs out of his cigarettes....
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

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