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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?...
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment....
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it....
A company in the Foreign Legion had spend three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman.
They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time wi...
On the wall of a church was a sign, "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
And right below it in nice rounded letters; "But if you're not, my phone number is 341 3451...
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and remi...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business.
One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David....
A good looking chick walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to swim.
She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed....
A young french girl was visiting New York when her cash funds run dry and her visa expired.
She met a sailor who agreed to stow her aboard his ship that was about to sail....
Discussion in a shop: - do you have two-watt lightbulbs, please?
- for what? - no, two. - to what? - yes. - no. - grrrr.......

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