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Q: How do you tell the age of a dead baby? A: Cut off its head and count the rings.
A telephone call: - Hello! - Yes, who is this? - I'm Watt.
- What's your name? - Watt's my name. - Yes, what's your name?...
A biology graduate student went to Borneo to take some samples for his thesis work.
Q. What's six foot long, grey and floats in the ocean? A. Moby's dick
Q. What's the greatest drawback of the jungle? A. An elephant's foreskin.
A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the office.
Will you have sex with me?" he asks. "No. My husband wouldn't approve....
Once upon a time, the vicar was walking in the vicarage garden when he came to a lily pond.
There was a little green frog sitting by the pond....
Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that 2 trains were he...
On an airplane (probably in the first class) a man says to the stewardess 'I'll give you $
5000 if I can bite your breast'. The stewardess is scared and goes to the captain and tells him about this....

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