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A poster in sci.astro asked why the moon appears larger on the horizon than at the zenith.
The following responses appeared: (excerpts, revised) From...
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Kiwi's what does that make Cheeta? A: Smarter than the pair of them.
Yrneh Etac VII --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*...
Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woma...
Q. Why do you feed babies baked beans? A. So you can find them in the dark.
Q. Whats red and climbs up your leg? A. A homesick abortion.
Yrneh Etac Illegal instruction (core dumped) --------------- (novax!
owhere!...
Two tramps walking down a road feeling sorry for themselves since they've had nothing to eat for 2 weeks.
Then one of them spots a dead dog lying by the side of the road. He rushes over to it, pull...
Women about men: Men are like cars, you have to be careful not to get under them.
.. Men about women: Women are like buses, if you miss one there will always come a new one......

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