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Johny comes home and shouted: "Hello darling I'm back.
I brought you a present". She responded: "Oh hello darling, what is it?...
Dave and his mum went to the zoo. Dave enjoyed watching the ferocious animals but there was something even more interesting here, something that the boy had not seen before .
.. skunks! "Mummy, mum...
Yrneh Etac IV --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac4) OR (etac4@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*)...
Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.
"Why?" asks the girl. "Because I want to try something differe...
Last week a woman entered a local pet-shop with the intention of purchasing a talking bird.
It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral.
Yrneh Etac VII --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*...
Q: Whats red and invisible ? A: Bloody Nothing!!
Q: Whats red and read? A: A sentence with a period.

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